"Ouch!" wailed Claudia "I am so sick of using a razor for removal of my body hair!". She tossed the used razor into the trash. The blood trickled slowly from the nick on her leg. She cauterized it.

"I'm calling Drew and asking him what he uses for removal of his body hair, he is always hair free and smooth, even his face is as smooth as a baby's bottom." she thought to herself as she walked into her bedroom with long strides.

She picked up the phone and dialed his number.

"The top of the morning to you!" sang out Drew, in a happy voice as he answered the call.

"Hey, my friend, it's me, Claudia." she replied.

"Why, Claudia, my best girl friend, how are you doing this lovely morning?" he asked her.

"Well, I just butchered my leg shaving, if you must know, and I'm sick of using a razor to remove my unwanted body hair! I just knew I had to call you, Drew, and find out your secrets, because you are the smoothest, most hairless guy I know, honey!" she gushed at him.

"Well, that's a lot to ask of a boy, but for you, my love, I will tell all!" he quipped.

"What do you want to know, honey? There is a lot to tell about hair. For instance, did you know that you have two types of hair on your body, sweetness?" he asked.

"What do you mean, two types of hair?" queried Claudia.

"Well, sweetness, vellus hair is soft, fine and short. Most women have vellus hair on on the chest, back and face." he launched into an explanation.

"It can be darker and more noticeable in some women, especially those with darker complexions. But that wouldn't be a problem for you, baby cakes, since you have such light hair, now would it?" he rattled on.

"No, you curious boy, I don't have hair on my chest, if you must know!" she replied.

"So, what other type of hair is there?" she asked, intrigued.

"The second type of hair is terminal hair, which is the type of hair that grows on your head." he said seriously.

"When you become a teenager, terminal hair begins to grow in the armpits and pubic region. If you were a guy, you would be blessed with terminal hair on the face, and other parts of your body such as the chest, legs and back." he continued, in a singsong voice.

"Well that's all quite interesting, Drew. But what do I do about all the excess hair, you goof?" asked Claudia, a bit exasperated.

"Ah," he said, "the moment of truth!"

"Honey, I have tried it all! I have tried waxing! My goodness, that was just too much pain, having all that hair ripped off with the wax." he said.

"And the hot wax burnt my skin like the Dickens just one too many times!" he exclaimed.

"Come on, you sly devil, tell me how you remove your body hair now? I don't care about what doesn't work!" Claudia exclaimed in complete exasperation.

"OK, OK, I'll spill" he said.

"I use a shaver for all my body hair removal needs! Mine works like a charm, it's the best one around. You can use it on your intimate areas, for bikini lines, underarms, legs, and face." he said happily as he proudly divulged his secret.

"A shaver!" she exclaimed. "I never thought of that!"

"I thought shavers were just for men? I remember my dad using a klunky electric shaver when I was little. I don't know, Drew. Some secret." said Claudia.

"The proof is in the pudding, honey." said Drew.

"The silky, smooth shave that I get from this shaver can't be beat, and that is all there is to it!" he continued.

"And there is no pulling or biting with this shaver, no rash or bumps. You said you cut yourself this morning? Well, with this shaver, I never experience nicks or cuts." he expostulated.

"And believe me, I use my shaver all over, and I mean all over, if you get my drift!" He confided to her in a carefree voice.

"Uh, Drew, we don't need to go there!" replied Claudia.

"Thanks Drew, for spilling the beans! continued Claudia, with a giggle.